Goats
Tonto Two
I am a kind and gentle buck, a second generation mini-Nubian from Misty and Doodle Bug (how my dad got that name, I don’t even want to guess!). I try to be ‘rico suave’ with my ladies and treat them well when we get to be together (we are separated by a fence to keep their milk sweet from my ahem, ‘natural cologne’). When I want to get closer to them, I do my best Elvis imitation curling my lips and swaggling my hips. Hey, it may not look like much to you, but believe you me, it works with the goat ladies. I am an Aries in my sixth year of ruling the roost. I still have some runway left in me, I do produce very beautiful children, we’ll see what next year’s batch looks like. I am hoping for a lot of twins but most important, I want all my wives to be healthy.